what the hell happened to freedom of speech!?! i dont know when or where but i suddenly realized that i have to watch every damn word that comes out of my mouth because i could offend someone with my vocabulary! humph! they even have profanity filters on websites now! so now whenever i write fuck or something else it shows up as abunch of damn symbols... this does not make me happy... seriously people i do not care if i offend you! haha and usually if you tell me that i made you mad and approach me the wrong way i will not stop until i have broken you!
hmm well other than letting my temper fly away with me today, its been a rather normal boring day at good ole UCHS. i schemed in first block while laughing at garricks pathetic attempts to conjoin his head and coach hunters ass together. its sad really...haha funny as hell though! hmm and lets see after the show put on in first block, i flounce on up to homeroom where the daily announcements vainly endeavor to inform the student body of coming up events and deadlines(but not too many listen) then second block comes around, nutrition and wellness or better known as study hall/get free food class... perfect class for any high-schooler. its funny that she tells us how bad sugar is but were going to make funnel cakes soon...hmm?.. after exciting second block (usually hungover with a sugar high) i wobble my ass to third block. now with any other class english is the shit but unfortunately i have some uh.. peers in there that make me want to pull a dracula and drive a stake up my ass... love krieger love english hell i even love learning but there are just some people i am not ment to converse with. after a brutal half hour with douche bags we go to lunch and i have a hell of a time cuttin up raisin hell and crowd surfin the lunch ladies. we go back i try to listen but i end up imagining ways to stuff my ears so i cant hear the assholes again then after an hour of watching krieger futilely try to teach my "peers" we leave and i happily skip to my fourth block class to sleep or color depending on if mrs rich is feeling frisky that day or not. ahhh the last block! yay! i walk in throw my book bag down and immediately lay my head down...zzzzz... then either brett or austin will pop me on the head to be a jackass and i throw my pencil back at them (that could be why i have to borrow pencils so often who knows?) wait for the opportune moment and pop them back when they fall asleep. divine justice! ah ha! the process continues to repeat itself everyday... then at last i leave go home then possibly i go to town later to look like the cool kid i am ;).....great day huh? uneventful for the most part yet always jam packed with the funniest shit and on occasion something catastrophic happens to me that shakes the fragile frame of history! BAM! thats all folks!
i leave you with one final thought.....
I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
god thats some funny shit!=D
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Crackin' me up here! Yes, as much as I enjoy having only a small number in your class, I feel sometimes like I'm still teaching a bunch of freshmen. God help the world when some of them have kids. They'll be that same "never-leave-blairsville-close-minded-anti-everything-not causasian-I-love-making-fun-of-you-because-I-have-low-self-esteem-but-I won't-admit-it" people as their parents. Don't get me wrong, I love Blairsville, but the cycle continues...
oh...and one other thing.....
...you should've stayed in AP.
Yes, she should have. Much respect loss for Dude for being a quitter.
hey, i couldn't care less about offending people but you do cuss a lot. I'm only saying this cuz if you keep it up on blogspot then they're gonna ban it like they did livejournal and myspace. Oh yeah, robert keeps complaining in class about how much you hate him now, just wondering, do you really hate him or is he just whining as per usual?
yeah i kno i kno i cuss.. alot.. but hey youd be proud i actually reframed from posting a blog or two on here because it was bad (yes even for me).. ill try and keep it toned down ;)
haha no i dont hate him lately hes been really nice to me probably b/c i began to tell him what i thought of him one day (i didnt have enough time to finish)
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