just for you sweetcheeks!

so im just a lil bit confused... why in the hell would anyone want to come to blairsville to get their "american experience"?...i dont know maybe im wrong but if i went to another country say france i would want to visit a culturally thriving area like tokyo (yes i know tokyo isnt in france its a kendra joke people).. yes i do realize that blairsville is actually overflowing in culture but im not talking about the southern hilly billy culture im talking diversity people! now dont get me wrong i love good ole blairsville and i do in fact know i will be living here in my future but honestly who would want to spend their time away from europe here with abunch of redneck jackasses who have their heads shoved so far up their own ass apparently they can only see in black and white.. white being the predominant color of course! ugh!... i went off on a guy the other day which ironically wasnt from blairville.. but anywho he was making fun of a friend of mine and i got tired of it.. he got mad cause he said he was only kidding and i needed to learn to take a joke.. no im sorry theres a point where you stop.. he obviously cant see red either.. oh the people these days.. im sure iv carried some stuff too far before but not to purposely hurt someone. hell i know im the worlds worst at making fun of people but its usually just in jest. god forgive me if i ever become one of the ignorant bastards like any other redneck in blairsville. but ill step down from my podium now and talk about lighter matters...ill do it tomorrow (maybe) its beddy bye for kendra-poo =)





happy now?!?! now you can read it and i wont get any damn comments! lol

*gag*

omg.... i feel so incredibly bad right now... i think its about time kendra took a break from one weekend rompe...ughhh i feel so sick...

why these are my "random musings"

ahhh.. today has been one of those days.. you know, the kind where you cant really describe how you feel cause its a lil bit of everything all jumbled into one big mess. im sure everyone has those days but today i was just wondering why?? why are so many teenagers down-n-out, tired, cynical, and just plain ole grumpy? shouldnt we be the ones who brighten the lil ole ladies with the pink boas and feather hats day?? sadly instead we mope around and complain about everything! the weather. our hair. that boy. those shoes. our coach. the admin. broken pencils. gum on shoes. school food. gas prices. parking issues. money spent. grades faltering. student rights. broken nails. today's gossip. yesterday's news. questionable odor. hairy moles. annoying teachers. useless homework. misplaced doors. blinking lights. harry's hygiene. veronica's voice. larry's lisp. adam's attitude. april's adamsapple. excessive essays. strict rules. narrow hallways. clanking heels. pointy forks. grim goblins. surprise exams. twisted toenails. leftover spit-cups. dirty floors. ugggghhhh the list goes on and on! iv been there iv complained that.. but why? why do we sit around and pick at the small details when we could be living! and i dont mean the kind of living that involves tripping over our feet as we drag ourselves out of bed in the morning i mean the fast- action- slap-yo- momma- get- down-n-dirty- roll- around- with- the- pigs- bungee-jump- in- your- underwear- kiss- the- alter boy- bet -it- all- on- the-underdog-push ups- in- the- snow- naked- enjoying- life kind of living! i want it all ladies and gents! i want to have fun and not be so overly concerned with the annoying minute details in life. hopefully i wont wake up in the morning and begin my daily cycle of bitch'n and moan'n hopefully ill wake up with the get up and go attitude i have right now... yes i did have a pep talk with myself. bite me. =)

you know what i just love?! those quirky sayings that brighten up a conversation. the ones where you cant help but giggle or at least twitch a lil bit at the corners of your mouth.

"well tickle me pink!"

"youre such a peach"

"well butter my bisket"

"ride em cowboy!"

la de dah... and many more.. but you know what im talking about

im an unusually perky mood tonight... which is very odd for me lately. iv had a very rough week but for one reason or another tonight im in a mood to just not to care =) go me!

my nose is burnt.. hmm.. any ideas on how to make it stop peeling?

i bite my lips all the time which makes them very chapped im trying to break myself of this habit but i cant for the life of me.. help?

my nails aren't even.. i broke one or two today haha its bugging the hell out of me!

welp you all have been a very respectful audience and managed to remain quiet through this tiresome lecture so i thank you my fellow americans (and aliens) god bless and good night!

"my fellow americans i did not have sexual relations with that woman...." guess who?! haha

sorry im done now...

filter me?! are you kiddin?

what the hell happened to freedom of speech!?! i dont know when or where but i suddenly realized that i have to watch every damn word that comes out of my mouth because i could offend someone with my vocabulary! humph! they even have profanity filters on websites now! so now whenever i write fuck or something else it shows up as abunch of damn symbols... this does not make me happy... seriously people i do not care if i offend you! haha and usually if you tell me that i made you mad and approach me the wrong way i will not stop until i have broken you!

hmm well other than letting my temper fly away with me today, its been a rather normal boring day at good ole UCHS. i schemed in first block while laughing at garricks pathetic attempts to conjoin his head and coach hunters ass together. its sad really...haha funny as hell though! hmm and lets see after the show put on in first block, i flounce on up to homeroom where the daily announcements vainly endeavor to inform the student body of coming up events and deadlines(but not too many listen) then second block comes around, nutrition and wellness or better known as study hall/get free food class... perfect class for any high-schooler. its funny that she tells us how bad sugar is but were going to make funnel cakes soon...hmm?.. after exciting second block (usually hungover with a sugar high) i wobble my ass to third block. now with any other class english is the shit but unfortunately i have some uh.. peers in there that make me want to pull a dracula and drive a stake up my ass... love krieger love english hell i even love learning but there are just some people i am not ment to converse with. after a brutal half hour with douche bags we go to lunch and i have a hell of a time cuttin up raisin hell and crowd surfin the lunch ladies. we go back i try to listen but i end up imagining ways to stuff my ears so i cant hear the assholes again then after an hour of watching krieger futilely try to teach my "peers" we leave and i happily skip to my fourth block class to sleep or color depending on if mrs rich is feeling frisky that day or not. ahhh the last block! yay! i walk in throw my book bag down and immediately lay my head down...zzzzz... then either brett or austin will pop me on the head to be a jackass and i throw my pencil back at them (that could be why i have to borrow pencils so often who knows?) wait for the opportune moment and pop them back when they fall asleep. divine justice! ah ha! the process continues to repeat itself everyday... then at last i leave go home then possibly i go to town later to look like the cool kid i am ;).....great day huh? uneventful for the most part yet always jam packed with the funniest shit and on occasion something catastrophic happens to me that shakes the fragile frame of history! BAM! thats all folks!

i leave you with one final thought.....

I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

god thats some funny shit!=D

not sure what the hell im talking about...

okay well iv been sitting here for almost ten minutes trying to figure out how to begin.... im still not sure but as many thoughts are whooshing around in my head at the moment i just decided to type and see where my lil fingers took me. the only thing that sucks about just typing whatever comes crashing into my mind at the moment is that my thoughts and train of thought is constantly changing. im not sure exactly how a persons mind should work... is it supposed to be like a ton of semi trucks running into brick walls then suddenly bursting into fireworks or should there be some sort of main street where all cars stay perfectly in line and traffic stays basically uncongested? for the most part i have no one thought im consistently flipping back and forth from page 347 in my memory box marked A to page 1234666878 in box X. not to mention the majority of my thoughts dont make very much sense to anyone but me haha as illustrated in everything previously written above... im a very visual person so every word someone says to me creates an image unique to probably just my imagination. if i see a picture i wont forget it. hell i can remember this little boy that was in my kindergarten class and what his favorite shirt was (blue miami dolphins football t-shirt) in fact im pretty sure i could draw him AND his t-shirt if i actually took the time. im just cool like that haha ....actually every image someone sees they dont forget, they just dont file it appropriately in their memory so they dont instantly remember it if they see it again... im not entirely sure how that works but im fairly certain its true. if not then im sure dakota will come fluttering by the correct me like he does everyone else. =P however even though i have a verrrry good memory when it comes to images i can not remember jack shit of anything else... i had this project for mrs williams (amazingly perky woman... i need what shes got) due and i had forgotten about it (imagine that) so when it came time for me to turn it in i had to bullshit the days i had forgotten. oh and by the way the project was to write what we had to eat everyday.. not a hard task but this was a task that required me to remember everyday UGH! yes well i sat there for a good twenty minutes trying to remember what i had for breakfast the morning before. no i am not exaggerating i seriously couldnt remember the day before...sad huh? yeah well thats the easy shit. oh well im used to it. maybe there are people who have a scatter brain like me but so far i havent met anyone who surpasses me.. I CHALLENGE YOU!

oh by the way dont correct me on my grammar, spelling, punctuation etc... i dont care

if im wrong about something iv said then by all means go ahead but dont mess with the rest!

humph... i just noticed i had wrote a decent amount... woo hoo go me! =) if my thoughts offend anyone... blame krieger im only doing this because i want to comment her and i couldnt without one of these dag-blasted thingy-ma-bobs (or you can be all crazy and call them "blogs" whatever i prefer the correct proper terminology)

if you havent noticed im a talker... or typer??? the only thing i cant stand more than dawson county are those incessant annoying people who continue to speak when no one gives a damn... my lit class for example... i dont care about guns, rashes, muslims, what some girl said, who slept with who, why youre going to jail, hair in odd places, what you shot this weekend etc... im about to go nuts in that class if people do not shut up! im all up for joking around and god knows i love all things perverted but my god these people! you have no idea! not only do they insist on speaking on topics that do not interest me but they do it loud and obnoxiously and at the worse possible times like hmm a quiz! URGH! and as i have previously stated my mind can not handle the stress of so many conversations going on during a time when i need all reinforcements on the line to focus! it amazes me how many times they ask for stuff to be repeated... oh god im just going to stop on this topic before i blow my load..

haha get it krieg?! im awful...

welp... im off to do homework... this post was incrediably uneventful and pointless... at least i dont have to worrying about too many people reading my ADD-ness (totally shakespeare right there i just made up my own word! hell yeah!)