never look back but never forget

i should have asked for a punching bag for christmas... everyone asks what the most annoying sound in the world is. after several years of extensive research i have came to the profound conclusion that my mother is that sound. i always wondered why i had so many ear aches when i was child. its always an eye opener when you look in the mirror and see a trickle of blood running out of your ear. sometimes i would love to kick her in the knee caps. dont get me wrong love my mom but we are polar opposites with the worse possible similarity, stubborn as hell. god forbid she is ever wrong. chameleons aint got shit on her. she goes from angry bitchy bigot to sweet quiet lil ole eloise that can do no wrong. and people have the nerve to wonder why i am so cynical about religion.. having it shoved up your ass since you were a baby and getting to see first hand the hypocrites in action doesnt exactly fair well with becoming the "christ-like" christain that you/i was forced to become. alksdj;alksjdf;lakjsdlkfja grrrr






on the bright side i cant wait till tonight or tomorrow! tonight basketball game and hopefully staying out (cant break my streak and all) and then sunday..dun dun dun.. SUPER BOWL!!! wooo! go giants! nothing against the patriots but they win too much. sexy tom.. i still love you though =)




Whats the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...

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